you can take that f***ing stupid flag down now, you old tosser.
defeat not our fault; rather a necessary evil forced upon us by the general mismanagement of everything by the previous government. however because of our fair and necessary action in losing 4-1 to germany, team now on track to win the world cup this year.
and anyway, it is our all-conquering national cricket team in whose honour i am, and always was, flying the flag. go captain peterthing!
ps portobello star at 8?
as ever i am indebted to you for your clear logic; i had thought for a misguided moment it was a national disaster caused by your greed.
ps: tell that daft ***** sam to look where she is going – she nearly mowed down the wife and kids yesterday in that vast environment-destroying chelsea tractor that appears still to be your car of choice. thought you had gone faux green? or did you lose it when they said you couldn’t have the windmill and decide to punish the planet?
pps: star at 8 fine as ever.
ppps: any idea on the price on aus winning last two one dayers?
simps, you jolly japester. what do they expect me to do? go round london by bike?? what sort of twat does that???
8 it is then. (bring your wallet, i’m saving for a pension)
household income 20k – gideon stole the child tax credit and the borough have chipped in by taking away free swimming for my kids. bolly’s on you or it’s two pints of tap water.
ps if you have a spare pot, i’m dying for a piss