okay i haven’t done my bloody homework and it is 10 minutes before french class and i’m in the crap so i’ll be quick.
someone – well actually three someones were inspired/bored/drunk enough to give me this random book assignment so like an obedient servant of the reich i will carry it out and get a bit of peace from my built-in autonag programme.
so… get a book… bloody hell the place is full of them. okay get up from computer and shuffle like an aged turtle across to the bookcase and grab one at random… turn to page 123…good job i wasn’t in n’s room as none of his have 123 pages and i couldn’t draw any of the pictures… find the 5th sentence and copy out the next three… so do i start with the 5th …or was it the 3rd and copy the next five?… or the 6th ah bollox, i’ll take the shortest and claim brevity is the soul of wit… so here goes
By the time of his death he was largely forgotten. (para)
I had asumed when the critics dismissed my work, the same thing would happen to me, that the public would forget about me. How mad is that? and the next sentence cos i like it…Eventually I would have to face the music – go back to performing – the long-awaited bally-hooed reunion tour – gypsy tours – changing ideologies like tires, like shoes, like guitar strings.
Identify author and book: Bob Dylan ‘Chronicles Volume One’ – and was that prophetic or ironic?
Now tag three more people (god there’s a way to keep the world busy if, like me, they are stupid enough to do it) …ok I tag Paul Tergeist just because it will annoy the bollocks off him, renegade evolution because she’s bound to tell me to sod off and has anyone done sparkle? err how do they work out they’ve been done? i’ll go and tell them…sigh…do it manually, boy! wonder if i can get a prize for the oddest set of taggees…?